we need to sacrifice somebody so Ellen never dies
This is quickly becoming the Hunger Games for douchebags
THE 1ST ANNUAL DOUCHEBAG GAMES.
Hosted by Ellen
legally an adult, mentally a bioware pc who says the same thing every time you see me, emotionally fine dwarven crafts direct from orzammar
I am ashamed that I contributed to this madness
Having a pet is so weird. Like neither of you speak each other’s language and yet you form some strong bond by rubbing against each other and sleeping together and you might accidentally kick them in the face or step on their tail once in a while but at the end of the day you two are best buddies from entirely different species.
do you remember when you were a kid and the doorbell rang you would run and see who it was, now i just run to my room instead