Omg totally. I don’t care that I’m in my pajamas. I’m ready to go!
This is a rhetorical question, right?
(Source: hello-mrs-robinson)
do all american high school parties actually have those red plastic cups or is this a lie created by the movies
Are the red Solo cups not a universal thing?? MIND BLOWN.
My friends insist on the blue ones so we’re not a stereotype. Then again, considering we just say fuck it and drink straight from the bottle half the time, it usually doesn’t matter.
I don’t care what your gender is, I’m calling you dude.
You’re a dude, he’s a dude, she’s a dude, your mom’s a dude.
via sodamnrelatable
(Source: iamthemagicks, via brokeback-purgatory)
"And honey you should see me in a crown."Oh snap. Two of my favorite villains ever.
Perfection incarnate.
Can I has some Moriarty/Loki fanfic Y/Y??
(via deliverers)
A great Madalyn Murray O’Hair quote.
One of my other favorites is:
“An Atheist believes that a hospital should be built instead of a church. An atheist believes that deed must be done instead of prayer said. An atheist strives for involvement in life and not escape into death. He wants disease conquered, poverty vanished, war eliminated.”
WHOA WHOA WHOA THERE. HOLD THE FUCKING PHONE. WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?? IS THAT ROB? OUR BRO? IN A FUCKING SKIRT AND BRA AND SHIT? YOU FUCKING BET IT IS.
DOES THIS MEAN YOU SHOULD STOP USING MALE PRONOUNS, BECAUSE I’VE TAKEN PART IN SOMETHING STEREOTYPICALLY FEMALE? FUCK NO! YOU SHOULD RESPECT MY PRONOUN CHOICE NO MATTER HOW I AM PRESENTING MYSELF, UNTIL I SPECIFICALLY ASK YOU TO CHANGE PRONOUNS!
DOES THIS MEAN, BECAUSE I AM (FAAB)ULOUS AND PARTAKING IN STEREOTYPICALLY FEMALE ACTIVITY, THAT I AM FEMALE? DOES IT MEAN I AM REJECTING MY GENDERQUEERITY OR MAKING MY GENDER IDENTITY ILLEGITIMATE? FUCK NO! IT MEANS I WANNA WEAR A FUCKING SKIRT, SON!
DOES THIS MEAN YOU HAVE TO BE ABLE TO FEEL COMFORTABLE IN A SKIRT BECAUSE CLOTHES ARE GENDERLESS? FUCK NO! IF IT ISN’T FOR YOU, IT ISN’T FOR YOU!
(via nedafish)
“I’m curious, what hurts more? Thinking you should hate him, or knowing you don’t?”
(via homoerotics)
for some reason i honestly expected this to be like
PARENTS
(Source: applesteelsauce, via partofmealwaysbelieved)
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