if someone ever makes me the godparent of their child i’m going to make sure their child grows up referring to me as their fairy godparent and believing that i am their fairy godparent
Will you wear a pointy crown and have a star wand and little fairy wings too?
no of course not don’t be ridiculous
i will have huge fairy wings
The night ends. The couple goes to their hotel room together. Everybody knows what happens when the wedding is over. They’ll be up all night…
… Eating the rest of the wedding cake.
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